Going Ape Over Nipples!

This story is just bizzare. The world renowned Koko the sign-language-speaking gorilla has gotten the Gorilla Foundation into some legal trouble. You see, Koko has a major nipple fetish and repeatedly asks female caretakers to expose their bosoms. Koko's former caretaker granted such requests in order to establish a bond with the gorilla, and apparently Koko's begun asking new caretakers for the same. When 2 other women refused to bare themselves at Koko's request, they were fired. A lawsuit ensued, and an out-of-court settlement reached.

Nice try Koko, it's about time you learned an important lesson in life...if you want something, you've got to get it yourself. If you want to see nipples, you don't just ask to see them, you reach in and go for the strap. If the response is a slap on the cheek, you don't need to know sign-language to interpret that. Oh, did I mention that Koko is a female gorilla?! What can I say, girls know how to party.